STEALING A GOLD BATHTUB; STEALING A BUILDING.
STEALING A GOLD BATHTUB; STEALING A BUILDING. The news for this week included a report that a gold bathtub weighing 170 pounds and worth almost a million dollars was stolen from a Japanese hotel. Police are mystified. This is a real coup. I think it falls short of the theft of most of a several-story building, which happened in the early seventies in New York. The building was the first cast-iron building in New York, the Bogardus Building. It could be stolen because it had been disassembled and stored as part of a restoration project. The theft is described in this excerpt from CAST-IRON ARCHITECTURE IN AMERICA by Margot Gayle and Carol Gayle. (There were actually two thefts, which may say something about New York City in the seventies). The building was later replicated, as shown in this picture. The thieves sold the building as scrap iron.
Nick was so taken by the story of the stolen gold bathtub, he used it in his standup comedy routine. He imagined someone taking a bath and ruminating, “Hmm, it could be gold.” The delivery just captured the whole absurdity of the situation.