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April 2019
“ONE OF MEDICINE’S MORE DRAMATIC MOMENTS”.
2019-04-01
March 2019
I MAKE A CLASSIC MONTY PYTHON MISTAKE.
2019-03-13
LEASHES FOR TODDLERS.
2019-03-06 · 1 comment
February 2019
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY MORE ROBUSTA.
2019-02-10
COMPARING ARABICA AND ROBUSTA.
2019-02-09
ROBUSTA VERSUS ARABICA.
2019-02-08 · 3 comments
TUQUES AND HOODIES—-SOLUTIONS TO AN IMPORTANT DESIGN PROBLEM.
2019-02-07 · 1 comment
THE MEATBALL UNIT OF MEASUREMENT.
2019-02-06 · 1 comment
“CECI N’EST PAS UNE RUE”.
2019-02-05
January 2019
FRENCH BABIES LEARN TO EAT WELL.
2019-01-13
JOLABOKAFLOD—-BRINGING UP BÉBÉ.
2019-01-12 · 1 comment
JOLABOKAFLOD—THE ONLY RULE IS IT HAS TO WORK.
2019-01-03
NONPARISIAN ACCENTS.
2019-01-01
December 2018
THE BEAUTIFUL FLATNESS OF ILLINOIS.
2018-12-29
DIE HARD—-A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
2018-12-28
November 2018
SLEDGE HAMMERS AND PRINTERS.
2018-11-23
LITTLE ANNALISA’S MISTAKE ABOUT VETERANS DAY.
2018-11-11
ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE ENDING TO MEAURE FOR MEASURE—PRESERVING THE NUN’S HONOR.
2018-11-10
A TRIUMPH FOR DANISH BAKING—-AÆBLESKIVER.
2018-11-02
October 2018
“BOSS E MAIL”.
2018-10-26
GOING A MONTH WITHOUT USING EXCLAMATION POINTS.
2018-10-25
“GOMAN YOUNG WEST”.
2018-10-09
September 2018
ARE BERT AND ERNIE GAY?
2018-09-19
PREENING BIRDS.
2018-09-04
August 2018
“THE AROMA AND FULL-BODIED FLAVOR OF AN UNUSUAL BOTANICAL”.
2018-08-29
THE ADVERTISING FOR MALÖRT.
2018-08-28
JEPPSON’S MALÖRT—A SWEDISH DRINK FROM CHICAGO.
2018-08-27
WHY I RARELY USE EXCLAMATION POINTS.
2018-08-16
EXCLAMATION POINTS AND E MAIL.
2018-08-15
COULD YOU STEAL A GOLD BRIDGE?
2018-08-06 · 1 comment
SENDING TRAFFIC TO A STREET WITH A 32 DEGREE GRADE.
2018-08-03
July 2018
THE THEFT OF PARMESAN CHEESE.
2018-07-19
IMPLEMENTING THE BACHELOR’S DIET PLAN.
2018-07-13 · 3 comments
March 2018
“DUCK, DUCK, GRAY GOOSE.”
2018-03-09
February 2018
THE RUM CAKE—A VALENTINE’S STORY.
2018-02-14
YOURS FAITHFULLY
2018-02-11
MEDITATION COMES TO PATERFAMILIAS.
2018-02-08
PADDINGTON 2.
2018-02-06
TRIVIA QUESTION ABOUT POPULAR MOVIES.
2018-02-04
January 2018
SCANDINAVIAN EGG COFFEE.
2018-01-21
DEBRA TANNEN: EVERY USE OR NONUSE OF TEXTING SENDS OUT METAMESSAGES.
2018-01-20 · 1 comment
WHAT MESSAGE DO YOU SEND BY HOW QUICKLY YOU RESPOND TO A TEXT MESSAGE?
2018-01-19
ACKNOWLEDGING LONELINESS.
2018-01-18
LONELINESS RECOGNIZED AS A MAJOR SOCIAL PROBLEM.
2018-01-17
“A BEACHED WHALE” IS A “STROKE OF GOOD LUCK”.
2018-01-16
SOME LINGUISTS LOOK AT PERIODS IN TEXTING.
2018-01-10
MY EFFORTS TO REPLACE A SET OF STEPS.
2018-01-08 · 1 comment
AN INFLATABLE IRISH PUB.
2018-01-06 · 1 comment
December 2017
THE LINGUISTICS OF “UM” AND “UH”.
2017-12-26
MY OBSESSION WITH GARBAGE TRUCKS.
2017-12-18
A CHILD’S OBSESSION WITH GARBAGE TRUCKS.
2017-12-17
COSAGACH.
2017-12-16
THE GOOSE STORY.
2017-12-13
HERE ARE SOME OF THE ISLAY TASTING NOTES THAT DROPS OF WATER WILL INTENSIFY.
2017-12-01
November 2017
TURNING Ph.D DISSERTATIONS OF PEOPLE I KNOW INTO DANCES.
2017-11-23
TURNING A Ph.D THESIS INTO A DANCE.
2017-11-22
March 2017
A STORY ABOUT CONCRETE.
2017-03-26
MATISSE AND PATTERNS.
2017-03-06
SOME OF THE SYSTEM PROBLEMS AT THE OSCARS.
2017-03-01
February 2017
THE OSCARS MIXUP—IT’S THE SYSTEM, NOT THE PEOPLE.
2017-02-27
WHICH WRITERS USE EXCLAMATION POINTS MOST—THE KEY.
2017-02-22
“ŚMIGUS-DYNGUS”—A GOOD WORD FOR THE DICTIONARY GAME.
2017-02-18 · 1 comment
AN AARHUS JOKE.
2017-02-05
PEAT.
2017-02-04
January 2017
MINNESOTA NICE.
2017-01-27
KIM KARDASHIAN—“THE AMERICAN WOMAN”.
2017-01-17
“THE GRANDDAD GANGSTERS”.
2017-01-16
THE KARDASHIAN CAPER—ANOTHER MAJOR CRIME COMMITTED BY OLDER PROFESSIONALS.
2017-01-13
December 2016
REPORT ON THE CHRISTMAS SENTIMENTALITY CHALLENGE.
2016-12-28
THE ESSENCE OF HYGGE.
2016-12-27
HYGGE—DANISH CHRISTMAS PLATES.
2016-12-26
HYGGE—“COCOA BY CANDLELIGHT”.
2016-12-25
“SQUAWKING GULPS—AS IF A SALT MARSH WERE GIVEN A VOICE”.
2016-12-24
“PEOPLE JUST DON’T EXPLORE HILLS ENOUGH!”
2016-12-15
THE THEFT OF THE BUCKET OF GOLD.
2016-12-10
November 2016
“PEBCAK”.
2016-11-21
MARKING THE END OF THE BLOG’S TENTH YEAR.
2016-11-20
MISS PIGGY AND DRACULA—HALLOWEEN MEMORIES.
2016-11-01
October 2016
MEMORIES OF THE GREENWICH VILLAGE HALLOWEEN PARADE.
2016-10-31
CATCHING A GRAPE IN YOUR MOUTH DROPPED FROM 101 FEET HIGH.
2016-10-27
CUTE FERAL CATS KILLING RATS.
2016-10-26 · 1 comment
September 2016
RULES AND USAGE IN PUTTING ADJECTIVES IN ORDER.
2016-09-30
TOLKIEN’S “GREEN GREAT DRAGON”.
2016-09-29
“A LOVELY LITTLE OLD RECTANGULAR GREEN FRENCH SILVER WHITTLING KNIFE”.
2016-09-28
PEOPLE IN PANDA SUITS SOAKED IN PANDA URINE.
2016-09-18 · 1 comment
THE LANGUAGE WEIRDNESS INDEX.
2016-09-13
“THE GREAT ESKIMO VOCABULARY HOAX”.
2016-09-12
A THEORY OF TU AND VOUS.
2016-09-11
“SCHNAPSIDEE” AND “KUMMERSPECK”.
2016-09-09
August 2016
THE PRECISE WORDS FOR DIFFERENT KINDS OF BOGS.
2016-08-23 · 1 comment
‘QUITE HONESTLY, WE SEE THIS A LOT.”
2016-08-17
THE ROOMBA AND THE POOP.
2016-08-16 · 1 comment
RESEARCH ON MALOCCHIO.
2016-08-09
July 2016
WHY MOVIES SHOW HOW THE MAGIC TRICK WAS DONE.
2016-07-17
June 2016
MARY JANE DREAMS OF SMALL BUNNIES.
2016-06-28
ANOTHER PERFECT ALIBI.
2016-06-23
TWINS—MEMORIES OF POURING ORANGE JUICE IN MY EAR.
2016-06-01
April 2016
THE SWEDES HAVE A WORD FOR “NOT TO SAY SOMETHING”.
2016-04-17
THEORIES FOR USING SEMI-C0L0NS.
2016-04-16
WHEN THE COMMUNIST PARTY FOOLED SARTRE INTO THINKING HE HAD FREE WILL.
2016-04-13
IMAGINING SARTRE AS AN AUTHENTIC WAITER.
2016-04-12
WHERE THE WORD FOR AUTOMOBILE IS: “THAT IT HAS WRINKLED FEET”.
2016-04-09
A THEORY THAT SOME LANGUAGES HAVE BEEN MADE DIFFICULT SO THAT OUTSIDERS WON’T LEARN THEM.
2016-04-08
A CHILD WHO SAW THE SKY AS COLORLESS.
2016-04-07
CAN AN ENGLISH SPEAKER DISTINGUISH SHADES OF GREEN WITHOUT HAVING LOTS OF WORDS FOR GREEN?
2016-04-06
CAN A PERSON WHO SPEAKS A LANGUAGE WITH NO WORD FOR BLUE DISTINGUISH BLUE FROM GREEN?
2016-04-05
THE STRONG AND THE WEAK WHORFIAN HYPOTHESIS.
2016-04-04 · 1 comment
February 2016
“IT’S ONLY A BOMB.”
2016-02-28
THE CHICKEN STORY.
2016-02-27
THE PRIMAL SCREAM.
2016-02-26
BEING THE ROMAN EMPEROR WAS HARD WORK.
2016-02-19
MARY JANE DREAMS OF PAM.
2016-02-17
FAKE ONLINE LOCKSMITHS—A WARNING ABOUT SEARCH ENGINE RESULTS.
2016-02-13
PUTTING THE MISSING POST IN SEQUENCE.
2016-02-03
January 2016
DAVID FROST’S “HUMDRUM” BEGINNINGS.
2016-01-19
December 2015
A WORD TO REPLACE “CAPITALISM”.
2015-12-30
LISTERINE—-GOOD TO THE LAST DROP.
2015-12-27 · 2 comments
REPORT ON THE 2015 SENTIMENTALITY CHALLENGE.
2015-12-26 · 1 comment
UNEXPECTED FAMILY RESEMBLANCES—KIDNEYS.
2015-12-25 · 1 comment
THE SENTIMENTALITY CHALLENGE—-2015.
2015-12-24
LUTEFISK.
2015-12-22
AMERICANS TRYING NORWEGIAN CHRISTMAS FOOD.
2015-12-21 · 2 comments
“GET REAL, MISS LUZZO.”
2015-12-20 · 1 comment
ENSAMHET.
2015-12-14
A PHONETIC RAILWAY SIGN FOR Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
2015-12-05
“SCHAEFER UNIVERSITY”.
2015-12-01
November 2015
THE FIRST TIME I WORE GLASSES.
2015-11-27
SHOWING GRATITUDE FOR EYEGLASSES.
2015-11-26
“GABAGOOL”.
2015-11-14
THE LINGUISTIC PRINCIPLES THAT LEAD TO “PRUH-ZHOOT”.
2015-11-13
October 2015
AGINCOURT—“THIS STORY SHALL THE GOOD MAN TEACH HIS SON….”
2015-10-30
A CLEAR AND DISTINCT IDEA OF GOD.
2015-10-10
September 2015
USES FOR HAIR TAPE—HAMSTERS.
2015-09-30
FIRENADO AT A JIM BEAM POND.
2015-09-26
AMERICAN CHIC IN FRANCE.
2015-09-25
BROOKLYN CHIC IN PARIS.
2015-09-24
“I CAN’T RELATE TO THE GOVERNMENT’S ARGUMENT.”
2015-09-22
DESIGNING TYPEFACES FOR COMPUTERS AS WELL AS HUMANS.
2015-09-21
SOME OF THE THINGS THAT ADRIAN FRUTIGER DID TO SOLVE LEGIBILITY PROBLEMS.
2015-09-20
SOME CHALLENGES FOR TYPE DESIGNERS.
2015-09-19
WHAT ARE THE CULTURAL IMPLICATIONS OF SERIFS?
2015-09-19
SERIFS AND COMPUTER SCREENS.
2015-09-18
HOW TO PRONOUNCE Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
2015-09-13
HUSBANDS FROM OUTER SPACE.
2015-09-01
August 2015
WHY SO MANY VOWEL SHIFTS?
2015-08-04
THE CANADIAN VOWEL SHIFT.
2015-08-03
HOW I TAUGHT ANNALISA “THE MOST DEMANDING TASK MOST DRIVERS WILL EVER FACE”.
2015-08-02
July 2015
A CHILD’S PET ANTS.
2015-07-28
AN ADDITION TO THE HISTORY OF ANT MOVIES.
2015-07-27
WHORFIANISM AGAIN.
2015-07-26
“IMPRISONED IN ENGLISH”.
2015-07-25
ARE THERE ONLY 65 WORDS THAT ARE FOUND IN EVERY LANGUAGE?
2015-07-24
COCKABOODY.
2015-07-09 · 1 comment
WHEN MARY JANE TOOK DOWN A REFRIGERATOR.
2015-07-03 · 1 comment
ONE BUCK CHUCK.
2015-07-01
June 2015
EVIDENCE THAT THE FRENCH DON’T “COPE” WITH PROBLEMS.
2015-06-24
A GIANT CHICKEN SOUND (COMMENT).
2015-06-11
A BABY DISCOVERS HIS MOTHER HAS A TWIN.
2015-06-05
May 2015
THE LESSON FROM THE GARAGE.
2015-05-28
THE BAD NEWS IS THAT THE DICTIONARY IS DESCRIPTIVE.
2015-05-24
THE LOSS OF NATURE WORDS.
2015-05-23
THE SKITTISHNESS OF CHICKENS—A STORY OF LOST LOVE.
2015-05-20 · 1 comment
THE CRUELTY OF THE SUPER-EGO.
2015-05-12 · 2 comments
“AGAINST SELF-CRITICISM”.
2015-05-11
MY BACHELOR DIET PLAN THEORY.
2015-05-10
THE NEW NORDIC DIET.
2015-05-09
April 2015
JOHN LOCKE AND THE USE OF “LIKE” TO REFLECT SURMISE OR APPROXIMATION.
2015-04-22
CHANGING MY MIND ABOUT USING “LIKE”.
2015-04-21
THE ARCHITECT’S PLEA.
2015-04-11
March 2015
A VIDEO OF A MAN EATING SURSTROMMING FOR THE FIRST TIME.
2015-03-27 · 2 comments
MY MOTHER’S GUIDE TO TOASTING IN DANISH.
2015-03-26
SCANDINAVIAN CUSTOMS.
2015-03-25 · 1 comment
A COMPETITION IN WALKING LIKE A PENGUIN.
2015-03-12 · 1 comment
PENGUINS HAVING DIFFICULTY WALKING.
2015-03-11 · 1 comment
HOW TO WALK LIKE A PENGUIN.
2015-03-11
February 2015
“WATCHED BY THE FATHER”—SLEDDING.
2015-02-27 · 2 comments
THE JOY OF SNOW—PANDAS AND SLEDDERS.
2015-02-26 · 1 comment
A MAN GIVES MEDICINE TO PANDAS.
2015-02-22
HOW ANNALISA AND ADAM GOPNIK LEARNED TO DRIVE.
2015-02-21 · 1 comment
VIRNA VAN DER WALT—A HEROINE.
2015-02-09
HOW THE “GHOST BOY” WAS TRAPPED IN HIS BODY FOR OVER A DECADE.
2015-02-08
January 2015
SONATA FORM AND SIT COMS.
2015-01-24
THE RULES FOR WRITING SITCOMS.
2015-01-23
DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES OF THE WIZARD OF OZ.
2015-01-20
“WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR KIDS TO SCARY MOVIES”.
2015-01-19
BALDRICKING YOURSELF.
2015-01-18
WHIPLASH—”…THE NEUROTIC VOICE OF DOUBT PRESENT IN ALL OF US WHEN WE PERFORM.”
2015-01-17 · 3 comments
HOW EXTRA WEIGHT HELPS A SINGER.
2015-01-16
A CONTRARIAN VIEW OF DANISH HAPPINESS.
2015-01-15
THE LAW OF JANTE.
2015-01-14
HOW VIKING GROWNUPS CREATED ENGLISH.
2015-01-13
IS ENGLISH DEVELOPING A NEW WAY OF EXPRESSING THE FUTURE TENSE?
2015-01-12
WHY “TO FOLD” CAME TO HAVE A DIFFERENT MEANING IN ROMANIAN THAN IT DOES IN PORTUGUESE.
2015-01-02
December 2014
CHRISTMAS RITUALS.
2014-12-25
OUR INFLATABLE PENGUIN.
2014-12-24
LOW TECH SOUND EFFECTS.
2014-12-22
CHRIS ROCK—THE ISOLATION OF BEING RICH AND BLACK.
2014-12-15
STEROIDS PRODUCE LONG–LASTING IMPROVEMENTS IN STRENGTH.
2014-12-06
CURTAINS AND THE IDEA OF HOME.
2014-12-04
WINTER AND HYGGE.
2014-12-03
BUTTER IN COFFEE—IT’S AS TERRIBLE AS IT SOUNDS.
2014-12-01
November 2014
PALEO COFFEE.
2014-11-30
TASTING JEFFERSON’S OCEAN.
2014-11-29
AGING BOURBON AT SEA.
2014-11-28
HYGGE.
2014-11-27
EIGHT YEARS.
2014-11-20
THE FIRST TIME I SAW TELEVISION.
2014-11-16 · 2 comments
THERE ARE STILL WAYZGOOSES.
2014-11-10
HOW TELEVISION AND MOVIES FILL THE EMPTY SPACES IN OUR LIVES.
2014-11-06
MOST OF WHAT MOVIE DIRECTORS DO IS TO LIMIT WHAT YOU SEE.
2014-11-05 · 1 comment
October 2014
MISTAKING THE CHARACTER FOR THE ACTOR—AN UP TO THE MINUTE EXAMPLE.
2014-10-16
HOW STEEL TANKS REPLACED BARRELS FOR BEER.
2014-10-01
September 2014
USING BARRELS TO CHANGE THE FLAVOR OF BEERS.
2014-09-30 · 1 comment
THE DEBUTANTE SLOUCH.
2014-09-27
WEIRD WALKS OF TODAY.
2014-09-26 · 1 comment
SMALL ACTS OF DIETARY REBELLION.
2014-09-18
THE TwinX AND CALORIE BUDGETS.
2014-09-17 · 1 comment
THE “TwinX”.
2014-09-16 · 1 comment
UPTALK AND PERSUASION (COMMENT).
2014-09-12 · 1 comment
UPTALK AS AN INSTRUMENT OF POWER.
2014-09-10
THE HISTORY OF UPTALK.
2014-09-09 · 2 comments
August 2014
OUR “C’EST NORMAL” STORY.
2014-08-14
“C’EST NORMAL”.
2014-08-13
MUSICAL TWINS.
2014-08-06
July 2014
MINNESOTA AND WASHINGTON ENDORSE THE ZIPPER MERGE.
2014-07-30 · 1 comment
June 2014
DID A JOURNALIST CON THE CON MAN?
2014-06-15
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT IN YORKSHIRE.
2014-06-12
KERNING PAIRS.
2014-06-09
May 2014
IT’S HOW THOUGHTS ARE ORGANIZED AND IDEAS ARE EXPRESSED (COMMENT).
2014-05-31
CAPS AND SHRIMPS.
2014-05-27
ASPARAGUS AS YOU LIKE IT.
2014-05-26
BEANS AND STRAWBERRIES.
2014-05-26
April 2014
MORE ON “AUNT”.
2014-04-30
“CREEK”—THE FULL DIALECT QUIZ (122 QUESTIONS).
2014-04-29
PRONOUNCING “AUNT”.
2014-04-28
HOW THE DIALECT QUIZ WORKED FOR ME.
2014-04-27
WHICH DIALECT DO YOU SPEAK?
2014-04-26 · 2 comments
March 2014
SAVING MONEY ON FONTS.
2014-03-29
THE INFLUENCE OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER.
2014-03-28
BEING YELLED AT.
2014-03-27
MORE EXPLANATIONS OF “LAGOM”.
2014-03-17
“IN BOCCA AL LUPO”.
2014-03-05 · 1 comment
February 2014
THE WISDOM OF CADDYSHACK.
2014-02-28
A MUSICIAN PREPARES.
2014-02-23
ANOTHER JURY STORY.
2014-02-22
DID I MAKE A MISTAKE? (COMMENT).
2014-02-21
“THE STUPIDEST ANSWER”.
2014-02-20
A PROFESSOR PREPARES.
2014-02-20 · 2 comments
ANOTHER HARVARD LAW SCHOOL MODEL FOR PROFESSOR KINGSFIELD (COMMENT).
2014-02-19
COMPARING RUSSIAN AND AMERICAN TRIALS.
2014-02-18
MARY JANE’S SERVICE ON AN ARMED ROBBERY JURY.
2014-02-17
MY FRIEND’S SERVICE ON A MURDER JURY.
2014-02-16
GIVING UP ON A LIFETIME GOAL—JURY DUTY.
2014-02-15 · 3 comments
A VALENTINE THOUGHT REVISITED.
2014-02-14 · 1 comment
ARE WE ALL PART OF A GIANT MATHEMATICAL OBJECT?
2014-02-06
January 2014
LA MORTADELLA.
2014-01-29
A PASSION FOR FONTS—200,000 TYPEFACES.
2014-01-19
MY MOTHER’S OPINION OF BEER.
2014-01-17
MY FIRST TASTE OF BEER.
2014-01-17
AN INFANT MEETING HER FATHER’S TWIN.
2014-01-12 · 2 comments
“LITERALLY”.
2014-01-07
December 2013
TWO MINUTES THIRTY-SEVEN SECONDS
2013-12-25
CHRISTMAS EVE FEASTS.
2013-12-24 · 1 comment
WHY DO THE ENGLISH APOLOGIZE SO MUCH?
2013-12-16
SHEEP RUSTLING IN THE FAMILY?
2013-12-11
AMERICA—ACQUAINTANCES RATHER THAN FRIENDS.
2013-12-02
THE VARIETIES OF CHOCOLATE.
2013-12-01
November 2013
THINGS VISITORS NOTICE ABOUT AMERICA.
2013-11-30
IN PRAISE OF THANKSGIVING DINNERS.
2013-11-28
CAN THE GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE BE IMPROVED?
2013-11-26
INTERRUPTING AT DINNER.
2013-11-25
IS INTERRUPTING A MATTER OF STYLE ?
2013-11-24
DO GREEKS INTERRUPT A LOT BECAUSE OF GREEK GRAMMAR?
2013-11-23
THEFTS OF LARGE AMOUNTS OF FOOD.
2013-11-22
SEVEN YEARS.
2013-11-20
IS “HUH” A WORD?
2013-11-15
WHY IS “HUH” THE SAME IN SO MANY LANGUAGES?
2013-11-15
TRYING TO SING—REMAINING A CROW.
2013-11-13
TRYING TO SING—THE EXPERIENCED TEACHER.
2013-11-13
TRYING TO SING “ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT”.
2013-11-12
MONDEGREENS—”…GENTLY DOWN THE STREET”.
2013-11-11
“…TECHNOLOGY HAS AN EXTENSIVE PRESENCE IN TECHNOLOGY….”
2013-11-10
COMPETITIVE KNITTING.
2013-11-07
ANNALS OF TECHNOLOGY—GLOVES.
2013-11-03 · 1 comment
October 2013
“CAN CHEMISTRY EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOURBON AND TENNESSEE WHISKEY?”
2013-10-29 · 1 comment
A STANDUP COMEDIAN’S DEMONSTRATION OF THE RHODE ISLAND ACCENT.
2013-10-25
THE RHODE ISLAND ACCENT.
2013-10-24
THE EXCITEMENT OF RECYCLING.
2013-10-23
IN DEFENSE OF BEAR MEAT.
2013-10-07
September 2013
THE DERIVATION OF “SPAM”.
2013-09-15
A SPAM COOK OFF IN HAWAII.
2013-09-14 · 2 comments
A SQUIRREL COOK OFF.
2013-09-13
THE PHYSICS OF COW TIPPING.
2013-09-06
COW TIPPING DENIERS.
2013-09-05 · 1 comment
August 2013
CORRECTION OF ERROR IN YESTERDAY’S POST (COMMENT).
2013-08-26
29 WORDS WITH NO ENGLISH EQUIVALENT.
2013-08-25 · 1 comment
“NOUS TWITTERONS”.
2013-08-18
TWINS AND BIRDS.
2013-08-13
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES SENIOR— ANESTHESIA AND ANTISEPSIS.
2013-08-09
USING ELLIPSES TO MAKE WRITING LIKE SPEECH.
2013-08-02
THE SECRET BEHIND THE PERFECT ALIBI (SPOILER ALERT).
2013-08-01
July 2013
A REAL LIFE MURDER MYSTERY—THE PERFECT ALIBI.
2013-07-29
THE MAN WITH AN ORANGE FOR A HEAD CARTOON CAPTION.
2013-07-25
WHY DO PEOPLE WATCH BAD MOVIES? MY THEORY.
2013-07-15
THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.
2013-07-15
WHY DO PEOPLE WATCH BAD MOVIES? SHARKNADO.
2013-07-14
CLOSING THE CASE OF THE BOSTON STRANGLER.
2013-07-13
JOKING WITH THE DALAI LAMA.
2013-07-02
TWO PHILOSOPHICAL JOKES.
2013-07-01
June 2013
SOME OF THE DEFINITIONS THAT COURTS HAVE NEEDED.
2013-06-04
COURTS RECOGNIZING THE URBAN DICTIONARY.
2013-06-03
May 2013
NOTES ON COOKING CICADAS.
2013-05-27
TASTING CICADAS.
2013-05-26
IS “WHOM” DOOMED?
2013-05-13
COMPETITIONS AMONG WINE TEAMS.
2013-05-12
WINE EXPERTS FAILING TESTS.
2013-05-11
“TO BE A HEDONIST WITH BAD TASTE…”
2013-05-10 · 2 comments
“LOL” FULFILLS AN HISTORIC NEED.
2013-05-05
“INNIT, BRUV” AS GRAMMAR.
2013-05-04
DOES “LOL” HAVE A MEANING?
2013-05-03
April 2013
POACHING MAPLE SAP TREE BY TREE.
2013-04-19
STEALING REFRIGERATORS.
2013-04-18
TWINS AND ESP.
2013-04-06
LAPHROAIG—THE ROMANCE OF ISLAY.
2013-04-04
LAPHROAIG—DOES ISLAY MAKE A DIFFERENCE?
2013-04-03
March 2013
WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE A HUMAN CANNONBALL?
2013-03-28
STILL SEARCHING FOR THE ORIGINAL OF PROFESSOR KINGSFIELD (COMMENT).
2013-03-21
COWS—A DANCE FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING.
2013-03-20
OUR FAMILY LIKED BUTTER.
2013-03-19 · 1 comment
February 2013
DEALING WITH A TOXIC PARENT AFTER GROWING UP.
2013-02-24
MORE TASTING NOTES FOR LAPHROAIG.
2013-02-17 · 1 comment
WHAT’S THE FRENCH WORD FOR HASHTAG?
2013-02-07
January 2013
A WHITE COLLAR CRIME STORY.
2013-01-13
December 2012
DECIBELS (COMMENT).
2012-12-09
November 2012
WHAT THE CUB SCOUTS DO.
2012-11-23
“STUDENTS SHOULDN’T BE GRADED SO TECHNICAL.”
2012-11-19
DULL LEGAL DOCUMENTS AND LITERATURE.
2012-11-11
HOW MUCH MAGICIANS PRACTICE.
2012-11-06
September 2012
DROPPING YOUR G’S.
2012-09-29
GET CARTER—PORTRAYING THE NEWCASTLE CRIME SCENE.
2012-09-18
STEALING MAPLE SYRUP—LOTS OF IT.
2012-09-04
LISTENING FOR THE NORTHERN CITIES VOWEL SHIFT.
2012-09-03
August 2012
IS THE SWEDISH CHEF DANISH?
2012-08-31
IS THE SWEDISH CHEF NORWEGIAN?
2012-08-31
TRANSLATING THE SWEDISH CHEF INTO SWEDISH.
2012-08-30
DO COMMAS CREATE AMBIGUITY?— BRITISH LEGAL DOCUMENTS.
2012-08-29
THE OXFORD COMMA.
2012-08-28 · 1 comment
LAPHROIAG—CUTTING PEAT.
2012-08-23 · 1 comment
QUESTIONING THE PUNCTUATION ON THIS BLOG.
2012-08-06
THE PUNCTUATION DEBATE OVER PRESIDENT OBAMA’S SLOGAN.
2012-08-05
July 2012
WATCHING ROMEO AND JULIET AGAIN.
2012-07-25
June 2012
MY CHILDHOOD GROUND RULES.
2012-06-19
MY PARENTS WERE UNPREPARED.
2012-06-06 · 1 comment
CODGERS.
2012-06-04 · 1 comment
BUTTERING POACHED EGGS.
2012-06-03
April 2012
MAINTAINING THE MATERIAL BALANCE OF THE EARTH.
2012-04-17
DEATH OF A BUMBLEBEE.
2012-04-01
March 2012
THE NORTHERN CITIES VOWEL SHIFT.
2012-03-04
February 2012
A GREAT PHILOSOPHER ON BASEBALL AS A RELIGION.
2012-02-20
January 2012
CLARK GABLE AND THE 50TH BIRTHDAY.
2012-01-29
ADELA ROGERS ST. JOHNS ON MISTRESSES.
2012-01-28
ADELA ROGERS ST. JOHNS ON DEFENDANTS IN CAPITAL CASES.
2012-01-28
SH*T MY DAD SAYS AND THE AUTOCRAT OF THE BREAKFAST TABLE.
2012-01-13 · 1 comment
December 2011
DREAMING OF BECOMING A LEMON CUPCAKE.
2011-12-30
“YOU’RE LOOKING GOOD.”
2011-12-27
MAKING SURE ALL THE AGREEMENTS ARE THE SAME.
2011-12-07
THE EGGCORN DATABASE.
2011-12-02
EGGCORNS.
2011-12-01
November 2011
TWINS COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER.
2011-11-30
PAINTING AN AVERAGE UNIVERSE.
2011-11-21
DOUBLE SPACING AT THE END OF A SENTENCE.
2011-11-01 · 1 comment
October 2011
GETTING RID OF THE CAPS LOCK.
2011-10-31
STEALING A BRIDGE; STEALING A FERRIS WHEEL.
2011-10-21
DAVID HOCKNEY: “THERE’S A LOT MORE TO BE SEEN.”
2011-10-06
FLATNESS AND THE SINGLE-LENS VIEW.
2011-10-05
DRAWING WITH 9 CAMERAS AND 18 SCREENS.
2011-10-04
September 2011
SPOONERISMS.
2011-09-24
CCR AND MONDEGREENS.
2011-09-24
MONDEGREENS.
2011-09-23
“DISINTERESTED” OR “UNINTERESTED”?
2011-09-14
THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS.
2011-09-06 · 1 comment
PICKPOCKETS AT AIRPORTS.
2011-09-05 · 1 comment
August 2011
FORCING TWINS TO BE DIFFERENT.
2011-08-29
ARE IDENTICAL TWINS AN “UPPER CASTE”?
2011-08-10
SAND SCULPTURES AT DUBLIN CASTLE.
2011-08-04
July 2011
CONCEPTS AND WHAT WE SEE.
2011-07-31
FRA ANGELICO’S WHITE WALL.
2011-07-30
THE CONCEPT OF RED.
2011-07-30
LEARNING TO DRAW.
2011-07-29
June 2011
CHASING THE LIGHT—JOHN SINGER SARGENT.
2011-06-29
BALANCING JAPANESE LANTERNS AND THE LIGHT OF THE SETTING SUN.
2011-06-28
THE COLORS OF THE NEW YORK SKY.
2011-06-24
WHAT HELLO KITTY MEANS TO ME.
2011-06-17
HOW DO YOU BECOME UPPER CLASS?—CONDESCENSION.
2011-06-09
BECOMING A ROCKEFELLER.
2011-06-08
ONE, TWO, MANY—EVIDENCE FOR THE WHORFIANS.
2011-06-01
May 2011
IN PRAISE OF DIGRESSIONS.
2011-05-26 · 1 comment
THE ROMANCE OF MIST AND SPACE.
2011-05-15
ARE OPEN WINDOWS ALWAYS ROMANTIC?
2011-05-15
THE ROMANCE OF OPEN WINDOWS.
2011-05-14
MYWIFENOSEVRYTHING AND THEWIFEDOESNTKNOW.
2011-05-07 · 1 comment
April 2011
THE BANANA STORY.
2011-04-29
MY MOTHER AND THE BLIND DENTIST.
2011-04-28
COMPARING WORKS BY ARTISTS AND BY CHIMPANZEES.
2011-04-25
SCHOPENHAUER’S ADVICE ON HAPPINESS.
2011-04-17
LOOKING AT ONLY ONE OR TWO PAINTINGS IN A ROOM.
2011-04-16 · 1 comment
A NEGATIVE VOTE ON THE GOOGLE ART PROJECT.
2011-04-14 · 1 comment
LOOKING AT ART THROUGH REPRODUCTIONS.
2011-04-13
ILLUSTRATIONS OF UNDERPAINTING AND OVERPAINTING.
2011-04-08
UNDERPAINTING.
2011-04-07
SOME TECHNIQUES OF VAN DYCK’S PORTRAIT.
2011-04-04
“VALUE PLANNING.”
2011-04-04
ANALYZING A VAN DYCK PORTRAIT.
2011-04-03
SET UP…JOKE.
2011-04-01
March 2011
“I BOUGHT A PET DUCK.”
2011-03-31
WHEN I HAD GREEN HAIR.
2011-03-30 · 1 comment
IS THE JAPANESE EARTHQUAKE A BLACK SWAN?
2011-03-27
THE CLOUD APPRECIATION SOCIETY.
2011-03-22
MARCH 19, 1988.
2011-03-19
ANNALISA’S FIRST VIEW OF PARIS.
2011-03-15 · 1 comment
IN DEFENSE OF THE ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW.
2011-03-03
February 2011
THE CORNER BISTRO.
2011-02-22
“PREVARICATE” CAN MEAN “PROCRASTINATE.”
2011-02-18
FLIGHTS TO HONG KONG.
2011-02-12
LIFE COPYING ART—KILL BILL AND THE MAFIA.
2011-02-05
TWINS AND SEPARATE CONSCIOUSNESS.
2011-02-02
January 2011
ALTHOUGH….
2011-01-30
“CUBAD” (COMMENT).
2011-01-25 · 1 comment
SAYING IT TWICE.
2011-01-18
NOT HEARING THE ACCENT.
2011-01-18 · 1 comment
LOCAL TWITTER DIALECTS.
2011-01-12
THE PITCHMAN WAS RIGHT.
2011-01-11
MARY JANE’S NEW DREAM.
2011-01-11
WHAT SHEEP AND SHEEP DOGS CAN DO.
2011-01-09
HERDING SHEEP.
2011-01-08 · 1 comment
PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS OF LIFE.
2011-01-02
THE PLEASURES OF BOREDOM.
2011-01-01
December 2010
JULE KAGE.
2010-12-25
A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE.
2010-12-24
“PITCHMAN APPROVED.”
2010-12-16
November 2010
FOUR YEARS.
2010-11-20 · 1 comment
HOMER SIMPSON AND ME (COMMENT).
2010-11-20
SELLING CANDY TO SMALL STORES.
2010-11-18
HOW THE SIMPSONS CHANGED NARRATIVE.
2010-11-13
October 2010
THE “CRIME OF THE [TWENTIETH] CENTURY.”
2010-10-31
A DIFFERENT “PERFECT CRIME.”
2010-10-31
NEW YORK IN THE SEVENTIES—ST. VINCENT’S HOSPITAL.
2010-10-29
EX-MIDS REVISITED.
2010-10-04
“VULGAR”—THEN AND NOW.
2010-10-02
September 2010
MY STUDY HABITS—THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING UNFOCUSED.
2010-09-11 · 1 comment
“FORGETTING IS THE FRIEND OF LEARNING”
2010-09-11 · 1 comment
ARE SPANISH BRIDGES STRONGER THAN GERMAN BRIDGES?
2010-09-07
ANTONY AND THE BOOKMAKER’S VIEW OF HISTORY.
2010-09-04
KABADDI AND SOCCER BALL TAG.
2010-09-01
August 2010
WAR STORIES—THE HAIRY HAND.
2010-08-30 · 1 comment
MY FIRST LAW SCHOOL CLASS.
2010-08-30
ROBINS AND BLUE JAYS.
2010-08-27
SQUIRREL.
2010-08-27 · 1 comment
BEAR.
2010-08-26
DINING IN THE FIFTIES.
2010-08-25
SEA URCHIN.
2010-08-24
DURIAN.
2010-08-24
CHEESE STORIES.
2010-08-23
MAGGOT CHEESE.
2010-08-22
CASU MARZU.
2010-08-22
SURSTROMMING (COMMENT).
2010-08-21
SEIGNIORAGE.
2010-08-02 · 1 comment
July 2010
HOW LINGUISTS THINK OF A “WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.”
2010-07-31 · 1 comment
DO LANGUAGES AFFECT THINKING ABOUT CAUSATION?
2010-07-31
UPDATE ON THE LINGUISTIC RELATIVITY WARS.
2010-07-30
CHESTERTON ON TIMES SQUARE.
2010-07-24
RACKSHAW DOWNES.
2010-07-23
COLLEGE ADVICE FROM MY PARENTS.
2010-07-20
ARE BAD TEACHERS GOOD FOR YOU?
2010-07-20 · 1 comment
MY VOTE ON THE SOCRATIC METHOD.
2010-07-16
MY MOTHER AND THE SQUIRRELS.
2010-07-11
June 2010
REPEAT 840 TIMES.
2010-06-26
THE AESTHETICS OF ELECTRICAL WIRES.
2010-06-17
PROSPERO AND PIZZA.
2010-06-15
May 2010
HOW PROFESSOR SCHAEFER TAUGHT LAW.
2010-05-16 · 3 comments
WHO WAS PROFESSOR KINGSFIELD?
2010-05-15 · 2 comments
MY SOCRATIC MOMENT.
2010-05-14 · 2 comments
PROFESSOR KAGAN AND THE SOCRATIC METHOD.
2010-05-13
WHAT DOCTORS DO.
2010-05-11
HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE DO IT.
2010-05-11 · 1 comment
MY CONFESSION OF GRAMMATICAL ERROR (COMMENT).
2010-05-10 · 1 comment
April 2010
ADVICE FOR PARENTS OF TWINS.
2010-04-30
TWIN LORE.
2010-04-30
FINISHING SENTENCES.
2010-04-28
TWINS—BAMBOO STRUCTURES.
2010-04-28
IDENTICAL TWINS GOING ON A DATE.
2010-04-27
SELLING A CALL.
2010-04-20
CHINESE SYMPATHY.
2010-04-15
MARY JANE AND GERALDO RIVERA.
2010-04-13
BASEBALL AND MARRIAGE.
2010-04-09
March 2010
EPHEMERAL ART—CHALK.
2010-03-31
COMPENSATORY ETHICS: “IN THIS WICKED WORLD….”
2010-03-29
WHEN MY LIMITED STOCK OF VIRTUE WAS RECOGNIZED.
2010-03-29 · 2 comments
THE COMPENSATORY ETHICS THEORY EXPLAINS A LOT.
2010-03-29
EXPLAINING HOW GREEN CONSUMERS MIGHT BEHAVE BADLY—THE DANGERS OF FEELING VIRTUOUS.
2010-03-26
MANURE BUBBLES.
2010-03-25
CAN GOING GREEN MAKE YOU MEAN?
2010-03-24
THE ORIGINS OF THE FIRST ROTISSERIE LEAGUE (AND ALSO THE SECOND).
2010-03-23 · 1 comment
WERE THE LEGOS STOLEN (COMMENT)?
2010-03-22
THE IMPERMANENCE OF LEGOS (COMMENT)
2010-03-21 · 1 comment
LEGOS AND CONCEPTUAL ART.
2010-03-19 · 1 comment
SCHADENFREUDE.
2010-03-11
VAN GOGH, GARDENS AND COLOR.
2010-03-07 · 1 comment
February 2010
“THE WOMAN WITHOUT A FACE”—SOLUTION TOMORROW.
2010-02-24
MORE TASTING NOTES FOR LAPHROAIG.
2010-02-18 · 2 comments
SABERMETRICS COMES TO FOOTBALL.
2010-02-18
MY MOTHER’S BROKEN HEART.
2010-02-15
HEARTS PHYSICALLY BROKEN BY LOVE.
2010-02-15
TU AND VOUS—STATUS PROBLEMS
2010-02-08
VINDICATION FOR MY FATHER.
2010-02-05
January 2010
MY FATHER, THE CODGER.
2010-01-28
COMMARES.
2010-01-19
A FLOOR COLLAPSES.
2010-01-18
HOW PRONUNCIATION CHANGES—NEOPOLITAN DIALECT.
2010-01-15
IS THE PAST REAL?
2010-01-12 · 1 comment
ARE THERE ELEVEN BASIC COLOR CATEGORIES?
2010-01-11
DOES LANGUAGE SHAPE HOW WE SEE COLOR?
2010-01-10
MY WHORFIAN TENDENCIES.
2010-01-09 · 1 comment
DOES LANGUAGE SHAPE THE WAY WE THINK?
2010-01-08
“THEY”—AN APOLOGY.
2010-01-07 · 2 comments
THE GRAMMATICAL ERROR OF THE COLLEGE EDUCATED.
2010-01-06
MEN IN BLACK—ONE OF THE TEN BEST MOVIES OF 1997?
2010-01-02 · 1 comment
THE HANGOVER—ONE OF THE TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2009?
2010-01-02 · 3 comments
December 2009
NICK’S NEXT STAND-UP GIG.
2009-12-28
WHAT IS THE HARDEST LANGUAGE?
2009-12-27
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS BACK IN THE DAY.
2009-12-23
IF METHOD ACTING IS DEAD, WHAT KILLED IT?
2009-12-21
INITIATING THE NEW IN-LAW—IRISH STYLE.
2009-12-19
INITIATING THE NEW IN-LAW.
2009-12-19
A PRESENT FOR ANNALISA.
2009-12-14 · 2 comments
WOMEN AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
2009-12-07
PHRAGMITES.
2009-12-04
APPRECIATING SEEDHEADS IN AUTUMN GARDENS.
2009-12-03
November 2009
EXOTIC AMERICAN FOODS.
2009-11-27
RELATING TO PEOPLE THROUGH NEWSPAPER ARTICLES.
2009-11-20 · 2 comments
LONELINESS.
2009-11-02
October 2009
ANGRY ACADEMICS–THE RHETORIC OF “DERANGED KILLERS.”
2009-10-30
LOOKING BACK FROM MY SIXTIES.
2009-10-25
SEEING WITH DAVID HOCKNEY’S EYES.
2009-10-21
COCKTAILS MADE WITH LAPHROAIG.
2009-10-20
TASTING NOTES ON LAPHROAIG.
2009-10-20 · 1 comment
@ (REDUX).
2009-10-14
TURNING TWINS INTO FREAKS.
2009-10-12 · 1 comment
DIANE ARBUS—TWINS AND OTHER “FREAKS.”
2009-10-11 · 1 comment
ARE TWINS DIFFERENT FROM “NORMAL PEOPLE”?
2009-10-10 · 3 comments
ORDINARY PEOPLE BEING TREATED WITH RESPECT.
2009-10-03
“GOTTI CANARY TELLS OF MOB POWER PERKS.”
2009-10-02
THE SCARIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
2009-10-01
September 2009
@.
2009-09-28
“MY DOG PREFERS LANCOME.”
2009-09-22
A JOURNEY IN QUEENS.
2009-09-19
DISCOVERING THE BEATLES.
2009-09-09 · 1 comment
WAS IT GOOD THAT THE BEATLES BROKE UP?
2009-09-09
August 2009
PLEIN-AIR.
2009-08-31 · 1 comment
NOT THE BEST FILM OF ALL TIME.
2009-08-11 · 1 comment
CULTURAL LITERACY—MOVIES.
2009-08-09 · 1 comment
July 2009
A QUIBBLE ABOUT RANDOM PROCESSES.
2009-07-31
GREASE.
2009-07-27
OVALTINE.
2009-07-26
FOURTH OF JULY WITH THE MUPPETS.
2009-07-04
STORING UP MEMORIES.
2009-07-01 · 1 comment
June 2009
THE HAPPY MEMORIES OF CRIMINALS (COMMENT).
2009-06-30
BERNIE MADOFF’S MEMORIES.
2009-06-29 · 3 comments
“DON’T WORRY. I CAN SEE.”
2009-06-20
THREE RIGHT TURNS EQUALS A LEFT.
2009-06-20
LIVING IN CAVES.
2009-06-19
“YOU WAS.”
2009-06-17 · 1 comment
USEFUL PHRASES–“MISERY POKER.”
2009-06-16 · 3 comments
FINDING AN ANSWER TO SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT BEING A TWIN.
2009-06-09 · 10 comments
May 2009
MY INNER BLACKADDER.
2009-05-24
MATERFAMILIAS.
2009-05-10
WHY YOU SHOULD EAT MORE TOADS.
2009-05-03
April 2009
REWRITING AFTER IT’S DONE.
2009-04-29 · 1 comment
A KEY SYMPTOM: “I DON’T FEEL WELL.”
2009-04-28
ACTS OF KINDNESS—J. R. RICHARD.
2009-04-27
VERONESE’S BIG IDEA.
2009-04-26
IDEAS IN MEDIEVAL ART.
2009-04-25
“THE SAME LICENSE AS POETS AND MADMEN.”
2009-04-24
VERONESE AND THE INQUISITION.
2009-04-23
SUSAN BOYLE AND OUTLIERS.
2009-04-21
PASSING OVER ETHICS IN SILENCE.
2009-04-15
DOES REASONING HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ETHICS?
2009-04-14
HOW TO LEARN MATH.
2009-04-12
THE WORKMAN’S CAP.
2009-04-11
A FORMAL MAN.
2009-04-11
CLASS AND SUCCESS–AMERICA AND BRITAIN.
2009-04-10 · 1 comment
WHISTLING AND PHILOSOPHY.
2009-04-09
SILENCE AND PHILOSOPHY.
2009-04-08
CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS BACK IN THE DAY.
2009-04-07
ONE HUNDRED PER CENT.
2009-04-06
March 2009
SCORN FOR LANDSCAPES IN OTHER CENTURIES.
2009-03-25 · 1 comment
TWO USEFUL FRENCH WORDS.
2009-03-22 · 1 comment
GODFATHER STORIES.
2009-03-14
“SIGNIFICANT ART IS ABOUT IDEAS.”
2009-03-07 · 1 comment
THE DEATH OF PAINTING?
2009-03-06
STANDUP COMEDY FROM ANCIENT GREECE.
2009-03-02 · 1 comment
February 2009
THE RETURN OF THE SEMI-COLON?
2009-02-24
MICROLANGUAGES AND VENETIAN DIALECTS.
2009-02-17
CORRESPONDENCE CHESS AND LOVEMAKING.
2009-02-16
NOUNS AND VERBS.
2009-02-15
ANOTHER VALENTINE THOUGHT.
2009-02-14
A VALENTINE THOUGHT.
2009-02-14
SCRABBLE AND LOVE.
2009-02-13
LUCITE.
2009-02-12
LOLCAT.
2009-02-04
THE OTHER “BEST MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEN” (COMMENT).
2009-02-03 · 1 comment
WATCHING BABETTE’S FEAST WITH A DANE.
2009-02-03
AVOID THE “REFUSAL TO BE PLEASED.”
2009-02-01 · 2 comments
January 2009
TODAY’S SIMPLER SENTENCES.
2009-01-31
SAMUEL JOHNSON AND NaNoRiMo.
2009-01-30
FORMULA 1 AND THE OPERATING ROOM.
2009-01-28 · 1 comment
83 CONSONANTS.
2009-01-26
KING KONG, THE BAGGIE.
2009-01-25
ART WITH BAGGIES.
2009-01-25
THE DEATH OF LANDSCAPE?
2009-01-17 · 4 comments
“VOICES” USING SIGN LANGUAGE.
2009-01-11
ADVENTURES IN FINE EATING—SQUIRREL.
2009-01-09 · 1 comment
UPS AND DOWNS.
2009-01-04
December 2008
ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT BEING CHARGED BY AN ELEPHANT.
2008-12-30 · 1 comment
A CHAMPION FAILS TO BREAK THE FRUITCAKE RECORD.
2008-12-28
NO LIVES ARE ORDINARY.
2008-12-26
WHO WANTS TO BE A CELEBRITY?
2008-12-24
THE EXTRA CHARACTER IN THE UP SERIES.
2008-12-24
‘GIVE ME THE CHILD UNTIL HE IS SEVEN AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE MAN.”
2008-12-23 · 1 comment
THE UP SERIES.
2008-12-22
THINKING LIKE A LAWYER: WHAT COULD GO WRONG? (COMMENT).
2008-12-20
LENDING MILLIONS TO AN UNKNOWN MAN (REVISITED)
2008-12-10 · 2 comments
THE COLLECTED E MAILS OF….
2008-12-09 · 1 comment
THE INTERNET IS FOREVER (COMMENT).
2008-12-09
November 2008
THANKS TO THOSE WHO WENT BEFORE.
2008-11-27
DO I HAVE A WILL?
2008-11-24
PIGEONS DEFERRING GRATIFICATION.
2008-11-23
AND A DUCK.
2008-11-22 · 1 comment
TWO YEARS.
2008-11-20 · 5 comments
A RATING AGENCY FOR LIQUIDITY.
2008-11-16
HEANEY—BOG PEOPLE.
2008-11-14 · 3 comments
October 2008
DELEVERAGING.
2008-10-26
BARNEY FRANK AND LEARNED HAND ON VOTING.
2008-10-18
BUY AND HOLD.
2008-10-13 · 1 comment
BORROWING SHORT AND LENDING LONG–REVISITED (KIDS, PLEASE READ).
2008-10-11
September 2008
LEARNING HOW TO CHOOSE HOW AND WHAT YOU THINK.
2008-09-30
WHEN I FIRST WORE SCRUBS.
2008-09-24 · 2 comments
IRIDESCENT DOVES.
2008-09-19 · 1 comment
VENICE–DON’T FEED THE PIGEONS.
2008-09-18 · 2 comments
IS HEALTH CARE SPENDING THE SAME FOR THE RICH AS IT IS FOR THE POOR?
2008-09-14
HOW THE MIDWEST IS DISORIENTING.
2008-09-05 · 1 comment
ENJOYING THE TRAVEL PROCESS.
2008-09-04
DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN RED WINE AND WHITE WINE.
2008-09-02 · 2 comments
THE PAGE 69 TEST.
2008-09-01 · 1 comment
August 2008
THE BIG SLEEP—NO CLARITY IN THE DARKNESS.
2008-08-29
UNRESOLVED MYSTERIES.
2008-08-28
UNKNOWN PUNISHMENTS (COMMENT).
2008-08-28
LANDSCAPE AND SKY.
2008-08-23 · 1 comment
SPANKING MACHINES (COMMENT).
2008-08-21 · 5 comments
THE ZIPPER MERGE.
2008-08-11 · 4 comments
WANTING TO BE A CHAMELEON.
2008-08-10
WHY CONFIDENCE MEN ARE NICE.
2008-08-06
A TABLOID ENDING.
2008-08-05
THE INFLUENCE OF PHILOSOPHERS.
2008-08-03 · 1 comment
July 2008
ARE THERE REASONABLE MEN IN PLACES WHERE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH?
2008-07-30
WERE THERE REASONABLE MEN IN SHAKESPEARE’S TIME?
2008-07-30
THE BUSLOAD OF BISHOPS: THE ANTICLIMAX.
2008-07-29
MY FATHER AND THE BUSLOAD OF BISHOPS.
2008-07-28
A BUSLOAD OF BISHOPS.
2008-07-27
“SWELL.”
2008-07-09
June 2008
TRAVELING WITH GUIDEBOOKS.
2008-06-30 · 1 comment
CRIME AND THE SEMI-COLON.
2008-06-28
PASSIONS AND THE SEMI-COLON.
2008-06-28
WHERE LONDON BOOKS TAKE PLACE.
2008-06-25 · 1 comment
LOCAL COLOR: MCDONALD’S IN HONG KONG.
2008-06-24 · 1 comment
GEMINI (COMMENT).
2008-06-04 · 2 comments
MIRROR NEURONS AND SYMPATHY.
2008-06-03
COMPENSATION FOR THE LOSS OF TOLEDO.
2008-06-02 · 1 comment
OCTOPUSES AND PEOPLE.
2008-06-01
May 2008
I MAY BE VULGAR, BUT I’M NOT A UTOPIAN (COMMENT).
2008-05-28
A NOVELIST WHO REJECTED DIALOGUE.
2008-05-26
ARE PERSONALITIES OF TWINS ONLY FIFTY PER CENT THE SAME?
2008-05-20 · 7 comments
DOES PERSONALITY COME FROM NATURE OR NURTURE?
2008-05-19 · 1 comment
THE PERSONALITIES OF OCTOPUSES.
2008-05-18
BABY NAMES.
2008-05-12 · 2 comments
THE TRICOLON.
2008-05-11 · 4 comments
IS TRAVEL IN EUROPE OVERRATED?
2008-05-10
A CONTRARIAN ECONOMIST FAVORS THE GAS TAX HOLIDAY PROPOSAL.
2008-05-09 · 1 comment
April 2008
NORTHWESTERN STORY—HEROISM.
2008-04-24
MY MOTHER AND THE ZOO.
2008-04-19
ALLOCATING WILLPOWER.
2008-04-05 · 1 comment
March 2008
BEING WHO YOU WANT TO BE.
2008-03-31 · 2 comments
ROADS IN LAOS.
2008-03-31
THE MAN WHO STOLE 40,000 COAT HANGERS.
2008-03-27
TELLER AND THE JELLY DOUGHNUT.
2008-03-20 · 3 comments
BLOOD IN OLD MOVIES.
2008-03-07
February 2008
AN AMERICAN AND A CLOCHARD. (COMMENT).
2008-02-28
EUROPEANS AND AMERICAN POVERTY.
2008-02-25 · 2 comments
WELCOME TO SOBRO.
2008-02-24 · 1 comment
WHY DO YOU LIKE YOUR FAVORITE PAINTINGS?
2008-02-16
December 2007
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2007-12-25
WHY DOCTORS SHOULD USE CHECKLISTS.
2007-12-07 · 2 comments
GERMS.
2007-12-06
SHOULD HOSPITALS BE INSPECTED FOR CLEANLINESS?
2007-12-05 · 1 comment
November 2007
CLASSIC, ROMANTIC AND STANDUP.
2007-11-26 · 1 comment
STANDUP—“CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN MASCULINITY.”
2007-11-25
ARRANGED MARRIAGES.
2007-11-06 · 4 comments
CLEAN HANDS (REVISITED).
2007-11-01
October 2007
THE WITCH’S HOUSE.
2007-10-31
MY NIGHT WITH A CELEBRITY.
2007-10-30
HOW PRESIDENT SARKOZY MET HIS WIFE.
2007-10-21
WEDDING SONG.
2007-10-04 · 1 comment
September 2007
POLAR BEARS AND MARSHMALLOWS.
2007-09-22 · 5 comments
NEW LUDDITES.
2007-09-17
MICROACCENTS (COMMENT).
2007-09-01
MICROCLIMATES.
2007-09-01
July 2007
A HOSPITAL SUCCEEDS IN REDUCING INFECTIONS.
2007-07-28
DANISH VOCABULARY (COMMENT).
2007-07-25 · 4 comments
DANISH WORDS (COMMENT).
2007-07-25
MAWNGENOWN.
2007-07-23 · 4 comments
Uppehållsväder.
2007-07-23
ARE TWINS UNSUCCESSFUL? (COMMENT).
2007-07-22 · 1 comment
June 2007
A TOWN’S 700th BIRTHDAY.
2007-06-25
IS THIS THE WORLD’S GREATEST SCREEVER?
2007-06-22
PAM MINZNER AND DICK MINZNER.
2007-06-22
UNHEARD TRAINS (COMMENT).
2007-06-19
THE SONGS OF BIRDS.
2007-06-18 · 1 comment
THE ROAR OF THE CRICKETS.
2007-06-17 · 1 comment
PASSPORT ERRORS–IT’S PROBABLY THE SYSTEM COMMENT).
2007-06-16 · 2 comments
PASSPORT OFFICE INCOMPETENCE.
2007-06-13 · 4 comments
THE ROAR OF CICADAS.
2007-06-09 · 1 comment
DANGEROUS CATERPILLARS AND HIGH FASHION.
2007-06-03 · 1 comment
BESTE–AN EXCITING LIFE.
2007-06-02
THE COMPLEXITIES OF TU AND VOUS (COMMENT).
2007-06-01
STOPPING HOSPITAL INFECTIONS–USE PETRI DISHES?
2007-06-01
May 2007
A PITFALL OF ARGUING WITH FRIENDS.
2007-05-28
EATING CICADAS.
2007-05-25
March 2007
THE FLOW OF WATER UNDER US.
2007-03-28 · 4 comments
February 2007
OH RATS–NOSTALGIA FOR GREENWICH VILLAGE.
2007-02-26 · 1 comment
December 2006
GERALD FORD–EX-MID
2006-12-30 · 3 comments
GERALD FORD–A NICE MAN.
2006-12-27
GOOD WILL TO MEN.
2006-12-25
LONELINESS IN AMERICA.
2006-12-24
WHAT IS A HOBBY HORSE?
2006-12-23